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If you ever find yourself referring to a woman whose husband died on a battlefield as a single mother, you should immediately pour Tabasco sauce into your eyes, because you deserve to weep all the tears I’m certain she has.
Having a child out of wedlock is pretty much the number one thing you can do to fuck up your life. Never, ever assume a divorced woman is some innocent blushing maid cruelly abused by some terrible man. What kind of insecurities plague a woman who thinks getting married to a drug addict is good idea?
It was just like her real resume, only with a number at the end.
In the original resume, when describing herself, my daughter talked about how she is organized and likes her routine.
Growing up, my brother and I would sing the “Beans” song – you know the one, about the more you eat, the more you toot – openly at the dinner table whenever my mom would serve beans.
Boy, would my mother give us a talking to about how totally inappropriate that song was. And when I started a family of my own, I let my kids sing that song at the table. So when it came time for my daughter to go through the shidduch (matchmaking) process, I had to lighten the mood a little bit with humor. She is very serious and finds my humor sometimes embarrassing.
Now can they just do a film together and fulfill the dreams of so many? I wanted her to realize that this concept of a shidduch resume is just a small glimpse into a person, and often not very accurate, because everyone seemed to follow the same set of unwritten rules.Poking fun at the resume seemed like a way for her to realize that hers would look like many others, and that Hashem is in charge of helping us find the right person for her to date.You might not be the FIRST man she blames all her problems on, but you sure as hell can be NEXT. On the whole, give single and divorced mothers a pass. Little girls long for daddies as much as little boys. The children of single mothers have already been wounded so deeply by the lack of a father. And for the love of god, if you decide to give one a spin, STAY AWAY FROM THE CHILD. To give them some hope that it might be YOU, and then leave them is unspeakably cruel. You can’t save those little innocents, but you can save them from hurting even more.